A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed.
Man:Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this.
Therapist:What's the problem?
Man:Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away.
Therapist:My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you.
-The man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face.-
Therapist:Did my advice not work?
Man:It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women.