July 2012
71 posts
Better Relationship
- A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed.
- Man: Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this.
- Therapist: What's the problem?
- Man: Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away.
- Therapist: My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you.
- -The man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face.-
- Therapist: Did my advice not work?
- Man: It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women.
- Therapist: So, what's your problem?
- Man: I don't have a problem. My wife does.
sword art online, y u play with my feels so lightly. literally watching this shit is redic, all the emotions of your first mmo with the pain of actually putting people at risk. jesus.
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*girly screech*
